President of PRC
Friday, December 30, 2005
"Flag" button on Navbar
Have you noticed there is "Flag" button on Blogger Navbar?
Under PRC's pressure, Google put on this feature. There are too many blog pages criticizing the Communist Party. We have to do something. Asking Google to remove those pages would make Google look bad in U.S. With the feature, we can mobilize 1.3 billion of people to vote off any blog pages that criticize the Communist Party.
I am glad of Google's cooperation. Everybody knows Google's motto is "Don't be evil." People who dare to criticize the Communist Party are evil. We gradually depend on Google's search engine to find those evildoers. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Under PRC's pressure, Google put on this feature. There are too many blog pages criticizing the Communist Party. We have to do something. Asking Google to remove those pages would make Google look bad in U.S. With the feature, we can mobilize 1.3 billion of people to vote off any blog pages that criticize the Communist Party.
I am glad of Google's cooperation. Everybody knows Google's motto is "Don't be evil." People who dare to criticize the Communist Party are evil. We gradually depend on Google's search engine to find those evildoers. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Free Microsoft Windows XP
Microsoft has been rich enough, but still overcharges Windows XP. PRC as a socialism country is built on the foundation of the idea that your property is mine. Joining WTO forces us to play the rules. We can't publicly use Microsoft's intellectual property for free. However, we strategically released Shanghai municipal government's Windows XP volume license product key to Internet. Everybody in China can use Windows XP for free. People who don't know Chinese probably couldn't find the key. If you know Chinese, you can google the keywords 上海市政府 (Shanghai municipal government) and Windows XP. Then you can download the volume license version of Windows XP and use the product key.
Does Microsoft know about this? Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer don't dare to change the current situation. First, our constitution protects freedom of speech. Posting software and product keys on Internet is protected by our constitution. They can never win in any PRC's court room. Secondly, if Microsoft upsets us, our antitrust law can make Microsoft cough up billions of dollars. Our Attorneys General never lost cases. Finally, if Microsoft is rude to Chinese, we can do anything in the name of national security. We will shut down Microsoft's research labs in China and ban any company making Xbox 360 for Microsoft. Without cheap labors in China, Microsoft's doomsday is coming.
Enjoy free Windows XP, Chinese people. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Microsoft has been rich enough, but still overcharges Windows XP. PRC as a socialism country is built on the foundation of the idea that your property is mine. Joining WTO forces us to play the rules. We can't publicly use Microsoft's intellectual property for free. However, we strategically released Shanghai municipal government's Windows XP volume license product key to Internet. Everybody in China can use Windows XP for free. People who don't know Chinese probably couldn't find the key. If you know Chinese, you can google the keywords 上海市政府 (Shanghai municipal government) and Windows XP. Then you can download the volume license version of Windows XP and use the product key.
Does Microsoft know about this? Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer don't dare to change the current situation. First, our constitution protects freedom of speech. Posting software and product keys on Internet is protected by our constitution. They can never win in any PRC's court room. Secondly, if Microsoft upsets us, our antitrust law can make Microsoft cough up billions of dollars. Our Attorneys General never lost cases. Finally, if Microsoft is rude to Chinese, we can do anything in the name of national security. We will shut down Microsoft's research labs in China and ban any company making Xbox 360 for Microsoft. Without cheap labors in China, Microsoft's doomsday is coming.
Enjoy free Windows XP, Chinese people. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, December 23, 2005
One World One Dream
The slogan of Beijing 2008 Olympic Games is One World One Dream. This slogan is an extension to our dream of one China ruled by the Communist Party. Now we are dreaming of one World ruled by the Chinese Communist Party. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
The slogan of Beijing 2008 Olympic Games is One World One Dream. This slogan is an extension to our dream of one China ruled by the Communist Party. Now we are dreaming of one World ruled by the Chinese Communist Party. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 22, 2005
JiangLing Landwind 4x4
I am glad that Chinese cars have been exported to Europe. However, there are some deceiving reports about the safety of Chinese cars.
We have superior technologies. In fact, we use the same technologies to send our astronauts to the space. Nobody has ever died in our spaceships. Don't believe those reports. Chinese cars not only can take you to any place on Earth, but also can send you to Heaven.
Buy Chinese cars, Europeans. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
I am glad that Chinese cars have been exported to Europe. However, there are some deceiving reports about the safety of Chinese cars.
We have superior technologies. In fact, we use the same technologies to send our astronauts to the space. Nobody has ever died in our spaceships. Don't believe those reports. Chinese cars not only can take you to any place on Earth, but also can send you to Heaven.
Buy Chinese cars, Europeans. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Sex Trade
I was asked if you really want to crack down on sex trade in China, why not following the leads on Internet such as InternationalSexGuide.
Publicly we are talking about crackdown on sex trade, however secretly we are trying to build China as a "men's paradise." Those international mongers are our sugar baba (daddy). They are helping solve the poverty problem in rural areas. How could we kill the goose that lays the golden eggs?
Hope those mongers pay the bill and treat our girls nice. However if any of them ever dares to criticize the Communist Party, I am going to stamp the word "MONGER" on the cover of his passport and maybe tattoo the word on his forehead. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Publicly we are talking about crackdown on sex trade, however secretly we are trying to build China as a "men's paradise." Those international mongers are our sugar baba (daddy). They are helping solve the poverty problem in rural areas. How could we kill the goose that lays the golden eggs?
Hope those mongers pay the bill and treat our girls nice. However if any of them ever dares to criticize the Communist Party, I am going to stamp the word "MONGER" on the cover of his passport and maybe tattoo the word on his forehead. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 12, 2005
Killing of Dongzhou’s Villagers
Our intelligence reports suggested those villagers had weapons of mass destruction (WMD), so I ordered deadly force against those villagers. You know, our intelligence agency is second to none in the world. I trusted those reports without any doubts. Although it turned out they only had fireworks, don't you feel that the world is better off without those villagers?
The New York Times ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
The New York Times ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
