President of PRC
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google
Have you seen the similarity among Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google?
They all lost their balls when entering China. They are Micr_s_ft, Yah__, and G__gle in China. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
They all lost their balls when entering China. They are Micr_s_ft, Yah__, and G__gle in China. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, January 30, 2006
Castrated Google (G__gle)
In ancient China, if a man wanted to be a servant inside the palaces of an emperor, he had to be castrated. This practice was very reasonable. An emperor had many wives and mistresses. Male servants could pose a threat to those women. Castration was used to protected an emperor's properties. Why did some men still want to serve an emperor? Because they could make big money.
Now Google wants to serve Chinese. To protected my power over Chinese people, I have to castrate Google. Why does Google still want to serve Chinese? The answer is easy. Google wants to make big money.
G__gle. Ha! Ha! I took two O's out of Google. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
In ancient China, if a man wanted to be a servant inside the palaces of an emperor, he had to be castrated. This practice was very reasonable. An emperor had many wives and mistresses. Male servants could pose a threat to those women. Castration was used to protected an emperor's properties. Why did some men still want to serve an emperor? Because they could make big money.Now Google wants to serve Chinese. To protected my power over Chinese people, I have to castrate Google. Why does Google still want to serve Chinese? The answer is easy. Google wants to make big money.
G__gle. Ha! Ha! I took two O's out of Google. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, January 27, 2006
Political Jokes
I am not a fan of political jokes. Being a country ruler, I have to be like God - the only God. The communists have made China an atheism society, so that the leader can be the God to Chinese people. Nobody can criticize God. If you dare to do so, you will receive punishment from God.
Look at Taiwan or U.S., the president is often portrayed like a clown or retard in political jokes. Citizens have nobody to look up to. The country's foundation is shaking. The society is in chaos. We wouldn't want to see this happening in China.
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Look at Taiwan or U.S., the president is often portrayed like a clown or retard in political jokes. Citizens have nobody to look up to. The country's foundation is shaking. The society is in chaos. We wouldn't want to see this happening in China.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
My Buddy President Bush
I am glad to hear that President Bush has started listening to his people secretly. I mean eavesdropping. He has made U.S. be like China. Every communication is censored. This proves that censorship is required for ruling a big country like U.S. and China. Please do not criticize the Communist Party of China for invading people's privacy. The Republican Party of U.S. just proves us right.
In fact, eavesdropping is not enough in China. When we find someone is a security threat to China or the Communist Party. I have the executive power to spy on him or her by any means. Who needs Court's approvals? For example, since Zhang Ziyi played a geisha in the movie Memoirs of a Geisha. We started questioning her loyalty to China. For the national security we have to monitor her 24 hours. We not only eavesdrop on her, but also monitor her by hidden cameras. We can even watch her sleeping and taking a shower.
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I am glad to hear that President Bush has started listening to his people secretly. I mean eavesdropping. He has made U.S. be like China. Every communication is censored. This proves that censorship is required for ruling a big country like U.S. and China. Please do not criticize the Communist Party of China for invading people's privacy. The Republican Party of U.S. just proves us right.
In fact, eavesdropping is not enough in China. When we find someone is a security threat to China or the Communist Party. I have the executive power to spy on him or her by any means. Who needs Court's approvals? For example, since Zhang Ziyi played a geisha in the movie Memoirs of a Geisha. We started questioning her loyalty to China. For the national security we have to monitor her 24 hours. We not only eavesdrop on her, but also monitor her by hidden cameras. We can even watch her sleeping and taking a shower.
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Chinese-Style Imperialism
Everybody wants to rule the world, and I am not an exception. In the old time, Europeans sent their armies all over the world to build their empires. This is the old imperialism. The new one I am executing to build a Chinese empire is called Chinese-style imperialism.
What is Chinese-style imperialism? First you find a country as the target and claim it as a part of China. Second you force other countries to terminate diplomatic relationships with the target and agree that the target is a part of China. Third you use military force and economic power to conquer the target. Taiwan is our first target. You can see we are very successful. Some of Taiwanese start to believe they are Chinese. Sooner or later Taiwan will be under my control. What is my next target? Maybe Korea or Vietnam. ¶ 12:03 PM 0 comments
Everybody wants to rule the world, and I am not an exception. In the old time, Europeans sent their armies all over the world to build their empires. This is the old imperialism. The new one I am executing to build a Chinese empire is called Chinese-style imperialism.
What is Chinese-style imperialism? First you find a country as the target and claim it as a part of China. Second you force other countries to terminate diplomatic relationships with the target and agree that the target is a part of China. Third you use military force and economic power to conquer the target. Taiwan is our first target. You can see we are very successful. Some of Taiwanese start to believe they are Chinese. Sooner or later Taiwan will be under my control. What is my next target? Maybe Korea or Vietnam. ¶ 12:03 PM 0 comments
Monday, January 16, 2006
Chinese-style Socialism
Ruling Chinese is the most easy work in the world. When Chairman Mao told Chinese that the socialism was good for China, Chinese believed it. During the Great Leap Forward, they were told making iron and steel in the backyard could make the country leap forward and surpass U.S. and U.K. They believed it. In 1989, they were told those students occupied Tiananmen Square were rebels and should be killed. They believed it. You can see how easy it is to rule these people.
In the old China, an official could show off his power by pointing at a deer and calling it a horse, and nobody dared to correct him. Now I keep telling Chinese that we are doing the Chinese-style socialism. They believe it. In fact, I am pointing at capitalism and calling it socialism. Nobody in China dares to say I am wrong. You can see how powerful I am in China. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
In the old China, an official could show off his power by pointing at a deer and calling it a horse, and nobody dared to correct him. Now I keep telling Chinese that we are doing the Chinese-style socialism. They believe it. In fact, I am pointing at capitalism and calling it socialism. Nobody in China dares to say I am wrong. You can see how powerful I am in China. ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, January 01, 2006
New Year's Message
New Year's Message
New Year's Message
- Pledge priority to reform and opening-up, but don't expect the Communist Part to reform and opening-up.
- Adhere to "One Country, Four Systems (Mainland, Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan)" ruled by the Communist Party.
- Strive for peaceful reunification as long as you call me the president of China and give me a kowtow.
- Hope for peace and development as long as the Communist Part is in power.
Happy New Year!
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