President of PRC
Friday, April 21, 2006
  Falun Gong Protester at White House
Protester disrupts my arrival ceremony at White House.

If this happened in China, I would execute her personally, just like those Tibetan monks.
 
Thursday, April 20, 2006
  Tips for a Totalitarian-in-Training
In this trip of spreading totalitarianism around the world, I will meet with President Bush. In my opinion, he is just a rookie totalitarian. My mission is to make him a real totalitarian. Here are the tips for President Bush.

  1. Never admit wrong. Anything you or your party did is right. Cultural revolution is right. The Great Leap Forward is right. Tianmen Square Massacre is absolutely right.
  2. Control of media and crowd. In order to show an illusion that all citizens are for you, you have to control media's news release and control crowd where you show up.
  3. Everything is a state secret. This is a way to control media. You can jail any journalist in the name of national security.
  4. Control of the courts. Justice is not for people who are against you or your party. Human rights are not for people who are against you, your party or your nation.
  5. Spying citizens who are against you. Who needs the court approval for spying citizens? God can watch everybody's every move, and you should think of yourself as God or a God's messenger.
  6. ...
 
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
  The Most Powerful Meets The Richest


If I could choose between the most powerful and the richest, I would choose to be the most powerful man on Earth. The most powerful man can take any wealth from the richest man. However, the richest man cannot steal power from the most powerful man.

I am the most powerful man in China. If the richest man in China upsets me, I can take all his wealth and put him in jail. If the richest man on Earth upsets me, I can make his products free in China. That is why he has to be nice to me when I am in U.S. The richest man has to forget what his country's founding fathers taught him, and buddy around with me.
 
Monday, April 17, 2006
  The U.S. Trip
This is a trip of spreading totalitarianism around the world.
 



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