Tips for a Totalitarian-in-Training In this trip of spreading totalitarianism around the world, I will meet with President Bush. In my opinion, he is just a rookie totalitarian. My mission is to make him a real totalitarian. Here are the tips for President Bush.

1. Never admit wrong. Anything you or your party did is right. Cultural revolution is right. The Great Leap Forward is right. Tianmen Square Massacre is absolutely right.
2. Control of media and crowd. In order to show an illusion that all citizens are for you, you have to control media's news release and control crowd where you show up.
3. Everything is a state secret. This is a way to control media. You can jail any journalist in the name of national security.
4. Control of the courts. Justice is not for people who are against you or your party. Human rights are not for people who are against you, your party or your nation.
5. Spying citizens who are against you. Who needs the court approval for spying citizens? God can watch everybody's every move, and you should think of yourself as God or a God's messenger.
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