Falun Gong Protester at White House Protester disrupts my arrival ceremony at White House.

If this happened in China, I would execute her personally, just like those Tibetan monks.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments

  Tips for a Totalitarian-in-Training In this trip of spreading totalitarianism around the world, I will meet with President Bush. In my opinion, he is just a rookie totalitarian. My mission is to make him a real totalitarian. Here are the tips for President Bush.

1. Never admit wrong. Anything you or your party did is right. Cultural revolution is right. The Great Leap Forward is right. Tianmen Square Massacre is absolutely right.
2. Control of media and crowd. In order to show an illusion that all citizens are for you, you have to control media's news release and control crowd where you show up.
3. Everything is a state secret. This is a way to control media. You can jail any journalist in the name of national security.
4. Control of the courts. Justice is not for people who are against you or your party. Human rights are not for people who are against you, your party or your nation.
5. Spying citizens who are against you. Who needs the court approval for spying citizens? God can watch everybody's every move, and you should think of yourself as God or a God's messenger.
6. ...

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  The Most Powerful Meets The Richest

If I could choose between the most powerful and the richest, I would choose to be the most powerful man on Earth. The most powerful man can take any wealth from the richest man. However, the richest man cannot steal power from the most powerful man.

I am the most powerful man in China. If the richest man in China upsets me, I can take all his wealth and put him in jail. If the richest man on Earth upsets me, I can make his products free in China. That is why he has to be nice to me when I am in U.S. The richest man has to forget what his country's founding fathers taught him, and buddy around with me.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments

  The U.S. Trip This is a trip of spreading totalitarianism around the world.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments

  U.S. Laws on My Land When Chinese companies want to be listed in U.S. stock market, they have to follow certain U.S. laws. I hate U.S. enforces her laws on my land. Especially I hate the law Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA). It damages the incomes of the Communist Party.

This is my land. To counter this situation, I ask U.S. companies to follow Chinese laws when they want to enter Chinese market, even on U.S. ground. People dare criticize the Communist Party of China on U.S. ground, their MSN, Yahoo, Google, or Skype accounts will be deleted.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments

  Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google Have you seen the similarity among Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google?

They all lost their balls when entering China. They are Micr_s_ft, Yah__, and G__gle in China.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments

  Castrated Google (G__gle) In ancient China, if a man wanted to be a servant inside the palaces of an emperor, he had to be castrated. This practice was very reasonable. An emperor had many wives and mistresses. Male servants could pose a threat to those women. Castration was used to protected an emperor's properties. Why did some men still want to serve an emperor? Because they could make big money.

Now Google wants to serve Chinese. To protected my power over Chinese people, I have to castrate Google. Why does Google still want to serve Chinese? The answer is easy. Google wants to make big money.

G__gle. Ha! Ha! I took two O's out of Google.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 comments