Castrated Google (G__gle) In ancient China, if a man wanted to be a servant inside the palaces of an emperor, he had to be castrated. This practice was very reasonable. An emperor had many wives and mistresses. Male servants could pose a threat to those women. Castration was used to protected an emperor's properties. Why did some men still want to serve an emperor? Because they could make big money.

Now Google wants to serve Chinese. To protected my power over Chinese people, I have to castrate Google. Why does Google still want to serve Chinese? The answer is easy. Google wants to make big money.

G__gle. Ha! Ha! I took two O's out of Google.  ¶ 12:00 AM