President of PRC
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
  Chinese-Style Imperialism

Everybody wants to rule the world, and I am not an exception. In the old time, Europeans sent their armies all over the world to build their empires. This is the old imperialism. The new one I am executing to build a Chinese empire is called Chinese-style imperialism.

What is Chinese-style imperialism? First you find a country as the target and claim it as a part of China. Second you force other countries to terminate diplomatic relationships with the target and agree that the target is a part of China. Third you use military force and economic power to conquer the target. Taiwan is our first target. You can see we are very successful. Some of Taiwanese start to believe they are Chinese. Sooner or later Taiwan will be under my control. What is my next target? Maybe Korea or Vietnam.
 
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